Friend-with-a-bread-knife-carving-the-turkey (although dead I swear it mouthed “help me”): “What do black people do on black Friday?”
Me-after-offering-the-electric-knife: “I don’t know. Go shopping in the black market?” Har har har.
Friend-waving-the-electric-knife-in-a-sort-of-jive: “No, sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke.”
Friend-directing-knife-at-me: “I mean I just keep hearing about his upcoming holiday I am not sure why it is special. What do most black people do on this day?”
Friend-who-lands-knife-in-black-bean-casserole: “Is black Friday like part of Kwanzaa? Should I buy my black friend a present?”